Mira Murati’s new AI startup, Thinking Machines Lab, closed a $2 billion seed round led by Andreessen Horowitz, valuing the company at $12 billion despite having no product or revenue. Investors include Nvidia, Accel and Cisco, and two‑thirds of the team are ex‑OpenAI staff. The cash will fund a first product launch and open‑source tools for researchers.
PE‑backed SaaS firms are hitting a hidden collapse point when payment‑in‑kind (PIK) debt matures. Medallia’s $6.4 B buy turned into a $5.1 B equity wipeout, and a dozen similar deals sit on the same fuse. The analysis flags which companies are already down, which are ticking, and who’s next to implode.
Hybrid “dequity” loans, part debt, part equity, have surged to $30 billion since 2023 as private‑equity firms grapple with the deepest exit drought since 2009. Direct‑lending arms at Ares, Neuberger Berman, KKR and others are offering these costly lifelines, a response to $3.2 trillion of unsold assets that threaten fund liquidity.
A 23‑year‑old founder thought a Starbucks pitch to Sequoia would seal a deal, only to see a private chat message accidentally broadcast onstage, nearly blowing the round. The mishap underscores that Sequoia values substance over swagger, and missing this cue led them to back WhatsApp instead of GroupMe.